Q:
Why did the boy throw his plate up in the air?
A:
Because he wanted to see a flying saucer!
Q:
Why did the boy put his clock in the oven?
A:
Because he wanted to have a hot time!
Q:
What's the largest pencil in the world?
A:
Pennsylvania.
Q:
What's the biggest soda in the world?
A:
Minnesota.
Knock-knock.
Who's
there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup
who?
Ketchup
with you later.
Knock-knock.
Who's
there?
Police.
Police
who?
Police
pass the salt.
Knock-knock.
Who's
there?
Isidore.Isidore
who?
Isidore
open?
Q:
What are horses' best friends?
A:
Their neigh-eigh-eigh-bours.
Q:
Can you say thanks in Hungarian?
A:
Sure: "Thanks in Hungarian".
Q:
A father asked his son to pick five barrels of apples. How many
barrels did the boy pick?
A:
None. Barrels don't grow on trees!
Q:
Why don't pigs fly?
A:
Because they can't afford plane tickets.
Q:
What does a comedian like best for lunch?
A:
A baloney sandwich.
Q:
What letter is not in the alphabet?
A:
The letter that's in the mailbox!
Knock-knock.
Who's
there?
Catch.
Catch
who?
Gesundheit!
Knock-knock.
Who's
there?
Irish
stew.
Irish
stew who?
Irish
stew a merry Christmas!
Q:
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A:
Because the light was red.
Q:
If you drop a white hat into the Black Sea, what does it become?
A:
Wet!
Q:
Why did the boy go to the ball game on such a hot day?
A:
Because he heard there were lots of fans there.
Q:
In what month do dogs bark the least?
A:
In February. It's the shortest!
Q:
When is a door not a door?
A:
When it's ajar.