Hey, kids! Check out these great foods! A fun thought exercise…



THE BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

  • Anchovy Swirl
  • Baloney Bologna (If you like bologna ice cream, which I assume you do)
  • Sardine
  • Spinach Slime
  • Tuna
  • Hotdog Hash
  • Marvelous Meatloaf
  • Salmon
  • Liver
  • Tripe Trifle
  • Asparagus
  • Ketchup-and-Mustard-and-Relish Camouflage
  • Salt-and-Pepper
  • Cheeseburger Chew
  • Turkey
  • Bacon
  • Sauerkraut Sundae
  • Broccoli Bonbon (If you love broccoli, you’ll LOVE this!)
  • Turnip
  • Savory Sausage
  • Ravioli
  • Garlic
  • Cabbage

…plus the obligatory chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

OTHER BEST FOODS IN THE WORLD

  • Frozen green pea soup on a stick
  • Chocolate-covered brussels sprouts
  • Pepperoni pizza with three scoops of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup
  • Spaghetti with marshmallows and gravy
  • Brussels sprouts with mayonnaise and peanut butter
  • Hamburger with cottage cheese, a pineapple ring, and a maraschino cherry
  • Hotdog with bananas, candy sprinkles, and French dressing
  • Oatmeal porridge with Thousand Island dressing and mustard
  • Jello with pickles and olives
  • Dill pickle milkshakes
  • Pickle Jello
  • Strawberries and gravy
  • Pepperoni pizza with licorice chunks, sliced bananas, marshmallows, mushrooms, and jelly beans
  • Chocolate ice cream with Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Ravioli
  • Chicken stew served in a cantaloupe
  • Ginger ale and ketchup
  • Cereal with salt on it
  • Tuna meringue pie
  • Chicken noodle Kool-Aid